Alt + Ctrl + Del

Wow!, the life saving mantra of the day !.. don’t you agree.. Imagine, you have multiple windows open, IE , Photoshop , Excel, PowerPoint… and I guess PLM for some of my friends. Bham !… the system just fails to respond. You fanatically hit the numlock and finally confirm that your system has decided to hang itself . Before anymore damage is done, and without gibving much response time , instinct takes you to hit Alt + Ctrl + Del. Well, system restarts , bells jingle in the background , Halleluah ! … activity restored. If you had enabled autosave, then not much data is lost.

How I wish even our lives also had the Alt + Ctrl + Del option. Unlike multiple windows in our system, we have multiple train of thoughts hovering above and inside us. And on one unsuspecting moment, we tend to give the wrong response for train of thought… At times such as these, I would wish that the earth would swallow me alive… I sincerely wish human life also had Alt + Ctrl + Del ..Here are some of the scenarios where I would just love those three keys..

Scenario 1 : –

The team ( I am here .. guys ) is brainstorming over the recent project that was delegated to us. All of a sudden a brainwave hits me.. and germ of an idea begins to take shape. But “me first” takes over, and I just blurt it out as it comes to my mind.. I mean.. live really.. I start thinking out loud… Well, it so turns out that I bite my tongue before I make further fool of myself… Darn ! I wish …I could Alt + Ctrl + Del

Scenario 2 :-

I get up at the wrong side of my bed and trip over the remote. The maid decides to take a day off with no intimation. With bread and butter for breakfast, we hurry with our routine. I am so caught up with my agenda at work, that I don’t realize the signal turn green. The consistent honking from the car behind makes me jittery. Accidentally I hit the reverse gear in an attempt to move forward and ram into already pissed off commuter… Dear God!… Give me Alt + Ctrl + Del key to my life… this one time.

Scenario 3 :-

The house is a total chaos. Guests are pouring in at our home as a family function is on the way. Our house is one of the key accommodation facilty for the extended family because Mother Superior ( The great grand mother of the family) momentarily resides here. She is my great-grand-mother-in-law . So there is an added responsibility to appease her and in-house guests and visitors who drop in to chat with Mother superior. For about 12 people freshly brewd filter coffee was prepared and elegantly served . 1 liter of milk was used for the preparation and 15 – 20 sp sugar was added ( So I thought).. Remember the movie “Cheeni Kum”….. it seems in total confusion.. I added salt instead of sugar… Every room is occupied with members of varied age groups.. I was not spared a space to save my face… oh! Dear Lord ! in heaven… Grant me my three wishes … I mean three keys

These are the worst case scenarios in my life where I desperately wish for a restart. I am sure you too would have something similar to share….. So when was the first ( or middle or last) time you desperately wished that something like this.. C’mon.. there is nothing to feel embarrsed about this.. anyway.. it cannot be worse than what happened to me…

Reason – Wisdom (or) Knowledge

It is said and widely accepted the “Reasoning is a mark of an intellect”, but has anyone ever realized the moment where we come across “some extra-witted intellect”… who thinks and reasons beyond any extent that “those who reason are all intellects”??. Moments such as these brings out the animal in me , complete with rage and devoid of any reason.

With all due respects to the great intellectual minds that gave us copious amount of texts in an attempt to teach philosophy, we have to accept the fact that some things should not be reasoned.. in fact the spirit fails to live the moment we think of a reason.

Let me illustrate with an anecdote. A group of friends get out for an evening walk. Its almost dusk, but the night has not yet set in. The behlpuri and paav-baaji waala are doing brisk business. Along the footpath they spot an elderly man accompanied by his grandson selling “Tender Coconut” ( Nariyal Paani) by the footpath. I am not sure to call this a fruit , nut or food, but nevertheless, this is God’s gif to mankind during the scorching summer months.

Coming back to our friends, they decide to have nariayal pani. However, one of them declines the offer, saying “Nah!.. don’t feel like having one now”. No big deal isn’t it .. Others enjoy their natural drink, while this guy is there, accompanying his friends.. and “into” the conversation that was in progress.

So what is the point.. you ask.. Wait till you hear a Reasoning-voice from that group, insisting on “why don’t you want to drink nariyal paani ?…do you realise how healthy this is ?.. It has been medically proved that one Nariyal pani during summer months will keep your organs cool and prevents dehydration.. Or is it because you are more inclined towards having a chilled beer ??.. atleast you could be of some help to this aged person selling naariyal paani for Rs.10″… The poor guy who declined to have a nariyal pani is now annoyed and embarrassed at the same time.. His only fault was to decline a drink, and his peer has already portrayed a ” Unconcerned about heath – aversion to natural product – loves to guzzle down beer- and a horrible person who would not help an old man” kind of a picture.

I am sure this guy is making a mental note to self …. “Next time this guy is around , I shall either leave, or do as he does “…. I will not argue that the “Reasoning-guy’s” reasons were all wrong. My point is.. why at all reason here ?.. Was that reasoning even necessary ??.. What did this act accomplish ??

So, what am I trying to say by citing the above anecdote ?.. I have made an attempt to superdialute some major “intellectual reasoning” going on in the real and virtual world. Off late, I happen to chace on posts where readers are “fighting over each other for ligusitic and geographic reasons”. (.. please don’t expect me to spill it out…It is not worth the attention…)

I have the privilege of knowing some real life fanatics, who are obsessed with their fanaticism that they would squeeze out every ounce of reason in the book to convince why “their fanaticism” is ethically – morally – and above all intellectually correct. Listening to their long and accurate reasoning will put any statistician to shame. They will have numbers at the fingertips. Eventually, they will also “win an argument”.. but their reason fails to see that they have lost the battle even before it was fought.

With all statistics and data to reason.. why do they fail to see the very basics of reasoning… “Wisdom of is Reason.. is to reason only if the reason demands“… I believe such people gather knowledge in mass, but loose out on wisdom…the very reason behind reasoning.

ஈ — பெயர் வந்த கதை, பாட்டி சொன்னது !!!

மொய்ச்ச பண்டத்தை திங்காதேன்னு பெரியவங்க சொன்னா சின்னப்பசங்க கேக்கமாட்டங்கன்னு எங்க பாட்டி ஒரு கதை சொல்லுவாங்க.. அது “ஈ” க்கு எப்படி ஈ-ன்னு பெயர் வந்ததுன்னு ஒரு கதை.. அந்த கதையிலெ ஒரு ஈ எங்கெல்லாம் போய், யார் யார் கிட்டே எல்லாம் “என் பெயர் என்ன ? ?”… ன்னு கேட்டுச்சாம்.. கடைசீயிலே ஒரே ஒரு மிருகம் தான் சரியா சொல்லிசாம்.. அப்போ கதை கேப்போமா !!!

..ஒரு நாள் தூங்கி எழுததும்.. நம்ம “ஈ” க்கு அதனுடைய பெயர் மறந்து போச்சு..
அப்போ.. ஒவ்வொருத்த்ரா பார்த்து “என் பெயர் என்ன ??? ” ன்னு கேட்டுச்சாம்.. !!

யார் யார் கிட்டேயெல்லாம் கேட்டுச்சு தெரியுமா ? ? ?
இதோ சொல்லறேன்.. கவனமா கேளுங்க..

அக்கம் பக்கம் பார்த்ததிலே..
பக்கத்திலெ இரு கன்னுகுட்டி இருந்துச்சாம்
அது கிட்டே போய்..என்ன சொல்லிச்சு தெரியுமா ? ? ?

கொழ கொழ கந்னே..
கன்னும் தாயே …. ( இது அம்மா பசு )
கன்னு மேய்க்கும் இடையா .. ( இது மாடு மேய்க்கும் பைய்யன்)
இடையன் கைய் கோலே…..(இது மாட்டுக்கார பைய்யன் கைய்யிலே இருக்கும் கோல்)

கோல் இருக்கும் கொடி மரமே … (இது கொடி மரத்திலே மேலே கட்டி வச்சிருப்பங்களே !)
கொடி மரத்தின் மீது இருக்கும் கொக்கே …( இது அந்த் கொடிமரத்திலே இருக்கும் கொக்கு )
கொக்கு வாழும் குளமே

குளத்தில் இருக்கும் மீனே
மீன் பிடிக்கும் வலையா… ( இது மீன் பிடிக்க வலைப்போட்டவர்)
வலையன் கைய் சட்டி… ( இது அவர் மீன் சமைச்சு சாப்பிட வச்சிருக்கும் சட்டிப்பானை)

சட்டி செய்யிர கொசவா… (இது சட்டிப்பானை எல்லாம் செய்து கொடுப்பவர்)
கொசவன் குண்டெடுக்கும் மண்ணே… ( சட்டி- பானை எல்லாம் பண்ண அவர் மண் எடுக்கும் இடம்)

மண்ணில் வளரும் புல்லே
புல்லு தின்னும் குதிரே…
என் பேயர் என்ன.. ? ? ?

அப்போ குதிரை தான்… உன் பெயர் “ஈஈஈஈஈ”…. ன்னு சொல்லிச்சாம்

இப்போ தெரியுதா.. ஒரு ஈ.. எங்கெல்லாம் சுத்திட்டு வந்திருக்குன்ன்னு..
அதனாலதான் சொல்லரது.. “ஈ” மொய்ச்ச பண்டத்தை சாப்பிடக்கூடாதுன்னு..
என்னா.. இப்போ புரிஞ்சுதா..

எழுதினா தப்பு இருக்கும்ன்னு.. சொல்லி காட்டியிருக்கேன்..
கேக்கும்போது.. அவங்க அவங்க பாட்டி குரலை கற்பனை பண்ணி கேக்கணும்..
அப்போ தான்.. “உம்”.. கொட்டுவீங்க !!!

Moments ….

Moments… by Arthi

A moment for self,
For a date with self.
Devoid of justifications,
Babble till you drop.
A tiny capsule for the body,
Limitless expanse, for the mind within.
Explore untapped dimensions of thoughts,
Sans complexity of intellect and reason.
A moment for self,
For a date with self.